Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I look better un-naked...
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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