how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
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