Dual....:-)
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
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shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
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Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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