Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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