This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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