You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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