As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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