No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
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She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
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I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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