It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
is wine microwaveable?
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
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letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
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Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Ladies don't puke and tell
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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