What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
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I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
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He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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