And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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