I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Randomize
