i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
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She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
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Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
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