Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
Rock
Scissors
Fuck
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
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Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
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I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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