Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
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sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
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I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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