So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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