scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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