you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
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He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
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I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I still have a little drunk in my system
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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