I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
Dear god my vagina.
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