Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
It was a blind-side dick pic.
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Randomize
