Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
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