I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
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I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
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hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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