He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
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