You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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