Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
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Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
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Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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