Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
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Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
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Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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