Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
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