I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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