i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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