Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
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he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
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Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
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