oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
The best revenge is premature balding
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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