You're so nebulous sometimes
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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