everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
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