k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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