If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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