Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Randomize
