i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
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He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
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He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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