Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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