the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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