i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
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Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
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the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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