And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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