I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
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I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
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I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
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