Its about making memories worth repressing
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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