Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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