Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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