Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
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i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
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He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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