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• (408): View more from California

  hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?

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  Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.

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• (716): View more from New York

  Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place

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  I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm

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• (561): View more from Florida

  Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.

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• (712): View more from Iowa

  it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"

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• (607): View more from New York

  She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.

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