Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(913): View more from Kansas

So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized

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(216): View more from Ohio

Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?

(440): View more from Ohio

Probably.

(216): View more from Ohio

I'm in.

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(206): View more from Washington

She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.

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(207): View more from Maine

He violated my cat. I was not impressed.

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(708): View more from Illinois

My lips are sealed. Both pairs.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair

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(614): View more from Ohio

The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.

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(734): View more from Michigan

Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week

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(609): View more from New Jersey

Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.

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