Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
The power of my boobs compel you
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
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