He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Randomize
