Slut skills are useful in every country.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
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I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
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I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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