If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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