yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
BRING THE BAGELS
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Randomize
