Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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